"don’t call me beautiful
i don’t care
call me intelligent
tell me my laugh is contagious;
that i made you smile
tell me i have something to offer"

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via frodoyodo)

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

― George Orwell (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

frodoyodo:

dark-days-bright-nights-one-life:

frodoyodo:

These three days I’ve been so fucking horny like why me

this usually happens right before your period

Yeah I know, but it’s not even close to my time so its like what is going on, pls stop lol.

"It’s not who you wanna spend Friday night with, it’s who you wanna spend all day Saturday with."

Tommy, Friends with Benefits (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: suggah, via xobeautifullycontentox)

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via orgasm)