partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

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socksanddocs:

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

Please

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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"You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole."

i am seeing less and less of you, Emma Bleker  (via forlornes)

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